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terça-feira, 16 de novembro de 2010

OC tiem

Here go a few tips for lief:

-if you tip the pizza guy well, your pizza will come faster
-always poo at work; 1st:you'll get payed for it; 2nd: you'll use company's resources
-if you hit someone with a towel-wrapped soap, it will not leave any bruises
-if you're looking for a hooker, take your camera with you and tell them you wanna take nude pics of they; is not illegal and most(to not say every) undercover cop will deny
-always grab products from behind on groceries stores: they stack products by sell date, and the oldest ones come in front

have a nice day


23 comentários:

  1. I don't really order pizza, but thanks for the tips

  2. Great post. waiting for more updates

  3. lol shitting at work, never thought of that

  4. Pizza tip only works if you tip and buy pizza at the same place.

  5. awesome hints , thank you very mucho :D

  6. Awww that kitty is super cute!

    When I delivery drove, I never remembered who tipped well or not. But I didn't do it often enough :/